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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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