Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

the jokes are repetitive on this site

politically correct!

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

whats 2+2? 4

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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