Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

I just can't stand sitting down!

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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