- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

The BCS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

She said no

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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