det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

why was the man sad? his wife died

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Fiats

I told you it would happen

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

poopoo

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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