How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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