how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Im cute hehehee

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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