- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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