Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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69 :)

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