Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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