Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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