How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Strawberries!

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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meme

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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