Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Shut the cork up!

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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crap!!

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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why do you care?

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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