- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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