- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

2 women were sitting quietly

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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