How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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melon

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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