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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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