What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Hearpin my durp

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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