A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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why do you care?

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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crap!!

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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69

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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