Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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meme

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Strawberries!

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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