- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Stop being a centipede

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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