- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Get in the car.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Women.

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