Nicolas Cage

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

squirrels with massive bonerss

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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