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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Whats wrong?