why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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