What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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