How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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Woman's rights.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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