What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

whats 2+2? math.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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