Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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