Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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eloise dey.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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I told you it would happen

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Fiats

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Anti Joke

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