Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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