Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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WNBA

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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