- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

I had my period 3 days ago.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

I would rape her

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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