- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want a balloon? yeah

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

vaginas

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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