- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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