- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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