If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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poopoo

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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