Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Matt is not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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