you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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donald................duck for president

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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