- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

What is Worse than the holocaust?

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Turn around.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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