- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Turn around.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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