Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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