whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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