What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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