Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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rape that shit

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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women's rights.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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