- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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