Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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ginger

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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balls

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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oooh look a banshee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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