A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Strawberries!

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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shut up iggy

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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