- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Im cute hehehee

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

your mom died.

School

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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