shut up iggy

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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The WNBA.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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ass in my face ? no

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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YOLO.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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