what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Anything involving women..

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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crap!!

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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