What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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The Barackness Monster

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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