- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Why did the dog eat poop?

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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