A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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