what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Worst joke ever

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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YOU

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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