What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Ron Paul for President!

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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