Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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the love boat

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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