what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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kkk

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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xavier stop

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Bob dole

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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