Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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