What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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the love boat

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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