Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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