- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Romans rights.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Where's my baby??

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

pickle sniffer

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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