A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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bob saget

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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