- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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