Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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GONNA

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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