why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Bloody kids ...

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

speech and debate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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