- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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