YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Ebola

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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