- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

George Bush.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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