- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

whats brown and sticky? shit

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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