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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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