A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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I hate long jokes -_-

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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BOTTOM!!!

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Xzibit

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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