"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Once upon a cross

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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