What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

I hate long jokes -_-

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

BOTTOM!!!

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Xzibit

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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