- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Snarf Nuggets

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Take this and put it- No.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

thumbs up!

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

knock knock get lost!

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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