Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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I hate long jokes -_-

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BOTTOM!!!

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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