- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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