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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Jesus was a good guy

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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