- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

I am on a escalator.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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