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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Mormons having fun.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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