Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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