NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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