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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

TWIX PAUSE!

fack me in the ace! CC

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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