Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Snarf Nuggets

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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