- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

"knock knock" "Come in"

What's big and fat? An obese man.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

A blind man walks into a wall.

It smells like triangles in here.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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