Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Barbara Streisand

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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