- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What you reading? reading?

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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