- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

black people are white when i use night gogles

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